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PostSubject: Dear God (From a Faithful Dog)   Wed May 21, 2008 7:11 am

I got this from another GSD group. I thought it was cute! Very Happy

TO: GOD

FROM: A Faithful DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell
one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named
for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler
Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic energy fields,
and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cat's food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because
I like the way they smell.

3. The litter box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
saying "hello".

8. I don't need to stand straight up when I am underneath the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house
- not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he
makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?

Ruairí Óg Ó Brádaigh
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PostSubject: Re: Dear God (From a Faithful Dog)   Wed May 21, 2008 12:11 pm

Laughing Treader loves to use the couch as a face towel after he gets a bath.
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PostSubject: Re: Dear God (From a Faithful Dog)   Sat May 24, 2008 10:09 pm

Awwr, thats so sweet Razz

The last line made me LOL big time xDD
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